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chilledbutter:

Once in science class the teacher was talking about reproduction and how almost everything we do on routine is to attract a mate and this one boy was all “I don’t want a wife or a girlfriend” so everyone was all “omg r u gay” and he said “no i kinda dont really want anyone” and there was silence until he said “well actually i kinda want lizard” and long story short that kid came out as asexual in front of 30 8th graders

7728 notes   8 hours ago    

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess
191900 notes   8 hours ago    

berrodtherapscallion:

me getting onto tumblr in the morning

27586 notes   8 hours ago    

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

355215 notes   9 hours ago    

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.

54444 notes   9 hours ago    

imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

18599 notes   10 hours ago    

i really want to move school

i hate my school and pretty much everyone in it

i know exactly where i want to be and i’d be happy there

i just can’t get in

    10 hours ago    

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

j0k3rjuni0r:

comewatchthecloudswithme:

coincidenceisallanythingeveris:

owlmylove:

being a teenage girl is so confusing like should i masturbate? should i steal my parent’s alcohol?? should i overthrow the government?????

all of the above

at the same time

In my head I saw an angry girl running around furiously masturbating with one hand holding a half empty bottle of vodka surrounded by the burning remains of the houses of parliament.

i’m waiting for art

279720 notes   11 hours ago    

huffy-lemon:

Some of my favorite text posts part 2

15287 notes   12 hours ago    

sofapizza:

tastefullyoffensive:

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it wasn’t a phase

257314 notes   12 hours ago    
    Americans:Youtube
    Australians:Youchube
33540 notes   12 hours ago    

marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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334901 notes   12 hours ago    

foreveralone-lyguy:

When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

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341039 notes   12 hours ago