gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

(Source: four-big-idiots)

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jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

"I’ll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color"

(Source: charliemcdonnell)

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princessalois:

reasons to date me

  • don’t
  • i’m in love with fictional characters
  • i have no time for you
  • go away

(Source: nerdalois)

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walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

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urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

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chanelcelayas:

you see this is why justin bieber is bettter than you: he doesnt need to throw insults and get back at you, he just waits for the right time, even if its a long time, and when you least expected it BOOM MOTHERFUCKER HE DRAGS YOU DOWN SO SMOOTH YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WAS

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celestial-sexhair:

me as a celebrity

(Source: hummelilde)

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arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

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blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop)

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freydis-frostrose:

winchesterradio:

thetiggeress:

I will never not laugh at this video

my dad’s been deployed to Afghanistan 4 times and he almost pissed himself laughing at this

My favorite vine in gif form. 

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

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tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

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