Why didn’t anyone tell me Michael Clifford was in 22 Jump Street?
still my favourite post on the internet
it’s amazing how fast people go from being your best friend, to someone you don’t speak to.
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
I don’t have a bf or friends so wtf I’m doin
porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house