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    interviewer:who takes the longest to get ready
    Michael:Luke!
    Luke:ugh
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fat-lasts-longer-than-flavor:

cuadradonegro:

obscurewings:

I made a political cartoon for English class about issues in school

It focuses on how teens are expected to make career defining choices with barely any experience, and also how parents often take so much authority that their child’s decision is not actually their own

If this gets some notes then I’ll make a colored version

thank fucking you. this defines me a few years ago really accurately

this

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j5h:

time to get productive and masturbate

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ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

image

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jadethemerman:

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lacuhna:

mine x

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duhlias:

the thing i dont get  is when ppl squash snails on purpose?? like that is a tiny animal trying to drag its home to somewhere nice. they dont understand who we are, all they see is a big shadow they cant run from and all they want is to take their home somewhere nice why are ppl rude to beautiful things u should help them get to where they want to be instead of squishingthem.

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bvdxseed:

oops

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